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Wednesday, 22 October 2008

Five things about both Presidential candidates.

First off I want to establish that whether or not Obama or McCain gets elected, both deserve the same amount of respect and honor as president. Even if you absolutely detest him.

5 things you NEED to know about Obama:
-When Obama was young he had a COMMUNIST MENTOR!!
-He started his political career in a DOMESTIC TERRORIST’S LIVING ROOM!!
-In an interview he mistakenly referenced "HIS MUSLIM FAITH"!!
-He went to Europe to APOLIGIZE FOR AMERICA!!                                                                                      -While in Europe, he refused to visit AMERICAN SOLDERS when he found out that THE MEDIA COULD NOT GO WITH!!!
Are you sure that you want this Man to be your LEADER!!
5 things you should know about McCain:
-He was a TORTURED prisoner in Vietnam. Obama has never served the country he wants to lead.*
-While he was a prisoner he let the lower case solders get released first.
-I know he abandoned his first wife, but he confessess that was a sin---the worst sin. (Obama does not admit about Bill Ayers; the domestic terrorist)                                                                                                                              -He is somebody who will stand for what is right even if it goes against his own party.
-He has a big heart for children and he and his wife Cindy have adopted a girl from a third world country.

                                                                                                                                                                   *Although I do not believe I as a nonresistant Christian** should go to war. I do believe that the leaders of our country have a God given responsibility to protect the country their leading. And without Solders they cannot fulfill that responsibility. And without that responsibility fulfilled we would not have a country that allows us to worship our God freely.
                                                                                                                                                                       **I’m also too young.
                                                                                                                                                                            I am praying for both candidates and that God would have his will be done.
                                                                                                                                                                         So when/if you go to the polls think about whether or not you want someone who might rise up as Muslim Communist Terrorist who sends Solders (which he never new what it felt like) into enemy countries and then goes and apologizes for HIS bratty country.
Yes, I am only 12. And what does a twelve year old kid know about this? Well, I read, pay attention to the news, look at the facts and come up with my OWN decisions.
Nobody made me write this, I wrote this of my own will.
I get most my news source from Fox News www.foxnews.com.                                                                                                                     Which of course is fair and balanced.
Feel free to use this.

Saturday, 11 October 2008

Currently Reading
The Book of Lost Tales 1(The History of Middle-Earth, Vol. 1)
By J.R.R. Tolkien
see related
StRaNgE!!

OK, Just when you think you've seen everyth ing you find something else like SQUARE FRUIT!!!

Wednesday, 30 July 2008

Hey!!
Well these aren't really wonderful thoughts, or insperational sayings.....but there are some funny ones.
These are a calection of books by Bob Phillips and Ray Comfort.

Bob Phillips,
Fabulous & Funny Clean Jokes:

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex plain later.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes me, open the door.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey who?
Mickey is stuck in the lock.

Why did the punk rocker cross the street?
He was stapled to the chicken.

What did summer say to spring?
Help I'm going to fall!!

What did winter say to summer?
I’m so happy I got out of the fall,
and now I'm going to spring.

and Great Thoughts Funny Sayings

Quotes:
If you wish to grow thinner diminish your dinner.
H.S. Leigh

I did not attend his funeral;
but I wrote a nice letter saying I approved of it.
Mark Twain

A man chases a woman until she catches him.
American Proverb

Instead of crying over spilt milk, go milk another cow.
Erna Asp

Life is a grindstone;
whether it grinds you down or polishes you up
depends on what your made of.
Jacob M. Braude

It isn't the mountain ahead that wears you
out--it's the grain of sand in your shoe.
Robert Service

Minutes at the table don't put on weight--it's the seconds.

Ray Comfort,
101 Annoying Things About Air Travel

Annoying things:
A four-foot wide newspaper in a two-foot wide seat space.

The captain who announces, "We hope to have you 'on the ground' in ten minutes."

Announcements from Captain Holler-it, who deliberately waits until you snooze off.

Waiting for a week in a "holding lounge."

You arrive late and find that the plane left on time.

Your first bag comes off the baggage claim first, and the second bag comes off last.

Riddles:
The more of them you take,
the more of them you leave behind.
What are they?
Footsteps

As I was going to St. Ives,
I met a man with seven wives,
the seven wives had seven sacks,
the seven sack had seven cats,
the seven cats had seven kittens;
kittens, cats, sacks, wives, how
many were going to St. Ives?
One. It doesn't say that the
people he met were going to St. Ives.

A horse is tied tightly to a 20-foot long rope.
The horses wants to get some water that is 40-feet away,
and gets to it easily. How is this?
The other end of the rope isn’t tied to anything.

I am the beginning of sorrow,
and the end of sickness.
You cannot express happiness without me,
yet I am in the midst of crosses.
I am always in risk, but never in danger.
You may find me in the sun,
but I am never seen out of darkness.
What am I?
The letter S

101 Annoying Things About Other Drivers

Annoying things:
People who don’t say “thanks”
for road courtesy.

Drivers who play music so loud that it vibrates your car.

Drivers who pretend they haven’t seen you
as they steal your parking space.

Drivers who park on parking lines,
taking up as many spots as possible.

Bumper Stickers:
As long as there are tests,
there will be prayer in the public schools.

SOMETIMES I WAKE UP GRUMPY,
sometimes I let her sleep.

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...not
screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

On the other hand....
You have different fingers.

Well, thats it. :) Hope you enjoyed it.

Tell, which ones you liked best if you like.

Dude! Exiting News! We had an EARTHQUAKE yesterday!!!!!!!!!!
It was pretty fun. :)

Friday, 27 June 2008

Hey You all! Just felt I should let ya know I'm still alive. (And to change my theme.)

Cheerio

Thursday, 10 April 2008

   Hey Ya'll! As most of you know we moved to California, and so moving to CA means packing up ALLLL your stuff and squish all of it into a movin van.......and move it!!! Then you drive down to a city called Duluth, pick up Ben Peters, stop for the night in Eau Claire, have breakfast with uncle Ervin (my dads twin), Dallas leaves to go fix Dads truck, go to Grandpas sale in IL, go to uncle Dans place, have some chips and stuff, spend night at GR parents place, edmire the new carpet, get going the next morning, meat up with Dallas, have lunch with Anthony (one of Marcel's friends) in Iowa, go threw MS, KS, and stop in Texas to fuel up, and of course the Restrooms are plugged up, so we drive down the street.....there closed......we drive down the road a ways no public batroom, so you have to wait for the next two hours, spend the night in Tucumcari, leave for Arizona the next day, get to AZ, aventually get to the Grand Canyon, see really cool sites, spend the night in Kingman, AZ, and leave for Upland, California the next day. So you got it we arived, unpacked the truck and spent the first night in our new house. The next day we were just doing what we were doing, and then I saw someone come into the house! Who in the wor.........    .........    ........WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MILT AND KAREN LAYMAN!! DUDE!!!! Dad, Carita and Kiristi had gone to pick up Val and his daughters from the airport, and so they weren't there when they came in......but they sure were surprised!!!!! And later on we had a little worshop servise, and then super. After abite Dad, Carita and Kirsti, took Vals back to the airport, and so on. I could tell you a lot more, but your probably already bored with my bad sentence structure and all, so I'll stop while I'm ahead. In some places it is 5:00. In the east it is 2:00. So I better head to bed.
ps. Sorry about just GR. Canyon pics.
pps. Dallas has the cool pics so ask him for the cool pics.
ppps. Go to Ashers sit for som pics and words of the same sort.
pppps. I love doin this.................ok I'll stop.

                                                                                                                                                                                A cool pic of the Grand Canyon.

                                                                                   A mind BOGGLING pic.

                                                                                Another cool pic.

                                                                                                                                                                      A cool tree I saw.

                                                                                          A cool sight!





                                               A cute pic of our little biker.:)

And Last but not least.